At a church with a HW installed organ (a Sign)

"As you enter this church, you maybe are expecting to hear the voice of God.
However, He is not going to call you on your cell phone. So please turn it off.
On the other hand, if you want to see Him, send Him a text while you are driving.".

E

This is hysterical.

ha ha - LOVE it!! That's normally why I sit at the front of any Church - so I won't be distracted by all the ones BEHIND ME who can't put their phones down for 45 minutes.....

The so called "norm" is front of the bus, back of the church.

Rgds,
Ed